Jokes SMS [Santa Funny Sms]

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Santa Ne Socha Ki Sunday Free Hun Aaj Movie Hi Dekh Aau.

Par Jaisi Hi Theatre Mein Gaya Vaha Laga Film Ka Board Dekh Ke Vapis Aa Gaya

Kyunki

Us Film Ka Naam Thha Housefull.:D::D

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Santa Apne Boss Ki Ladki Se Pyaar Kar Baitha Aur

Ek Din Apne Boss Ke Paas Shaadi Ka Proposal Le Kar Gaya.

Santa: “Sir, Mujhe Aapki Beti Se Shaadi Karni Hai.”

Boss: “Shaadi Aur Tujhse, Arrey Teri Salary To Uske Toilet Paper Bhi Afford Nahi Kar Sakti.”

Santa: “Achha Itni Potty Karti Hai, Phir To Rehne Hi Do.”:D:D

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Santa Ek Ladki Ka Rape Kar Raha Tha

Ladki Zor Zor Se Chilla Rahi Thi.

Santa Usko Bola: “Chillao, Chillao Or Chillao, Yahan Se Tumhari Awaz Bahar Nahi Jaa Sakti”

Ladki Hairani Se Boli: “Mujhe Tumhari Baat Par Yakeen Nahi Hai”

Santa Muskurate Hue Bola: “To Fir Theek Hai, Mein Yahan Se Chillata Hun, Tum Bahar Jaake Suno, Aawaz Aati Hai Ya Nahi“:D:D

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Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”

Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?”

Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“:D:D

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Ek Car Ki Nilaami Ho Rahi Thi.

1 Lakh, 2 Lakh, 3 Lakh…..

Santa Shocked: “Iss Khataare Mein Aisa Kya Hai? Jo Itne Rate Lagg Rahe Hai?”

Seller: “Iss Ke 10 Accident Hue Hai Har Baar Sirf Biwi Hi Marti Hai, Husband Bilkul Sahi Salamat Rahta Hai”

Santa Khush Hoke: “10 Lakhhhh“:D:D

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