Jokes SMS [Jokes SMS]

David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 years ago

जान मांगोगे तो जान भी दे देंगे
लेकिन अगर कूलर की पट्टीया
अपनी तरफ घुमाई
तो रेपट मार देंगे|:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 3 years ago

She : Kya kal le oo Baby ?
He : Burger Kha
raha hu ..
She : Meko b khana hai ..
He : Phone
pe kaise khilau ?
She : Meko ni pata meko
khna hai ..
**Slaps himself** :/..;):D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 3 years ago

Why do people enjoy IPL

5% - Good, intense cricket
5% - Bollywood personalities
15% - Hot girls
75% - FINALLY NO SOORYAVANSHAM AND DON NO.1 ON
SET MAX!

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 3 years ago

A Boy Swallows 3 Coin While Playing.

Father See This And Starts Beating On Boy’s Back.

Boy Vomit 2 Coins But One Was Still Inside.

Father Shouts: “Help! Help! Help!”

A Woman In A Business Suit Saw It & Comes To Them.

She Pulls Down Boy’s Pants, Hold His Testicles, Squeezes & Twist Them Gently Then Tighter.

Boy Screams In Full Of Pain & Cough Out The Last Coin.

Father To Lady: “Thank You Very Much, How Did You Know All This Stuff, Are You A Doctor?”

Woman: “No, No….. I Am With Bank Loan Recovery Department.“

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Added 3 years ago

Pappu V/S Teacher
Teacher :- Insaan Wo Hey Jo dusron K
Kaam
Aaye.
.
.
.
Pappu :- Lekin Exam K Waqt Na To Aap
Khud
Insan Banti Hain,
OR
Na dusron Ko Insan Banne Deti Hain
.
How many likes for apna pappu ?

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