Jokes SMS [Jokes SMS]

David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Judge - Na jane kyu mujhe

Tumhari Shakl jani pahchani si lag Rahi hai.!

Mujrim - Huzoor !

Main Reshma Bai k Kothe me Tabla Bajata Hu.

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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3 sardaro ko 1 bike pe dekh Traffic Police ne rukne ka ishara kiya.
Sardar chalti bike per se bola-
Abe pagal ho gaya hai kya?
Tu kaha baithega.....???

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Girl:Aaj Mere Papa Ne Mujhe
Tumhare Sath Bike Pe Jaate Hue Dekha..

Bf: Phir ?

Girl:Phir Kya,
Mujhse Bus Ke Paise Wapas Le Liye..!!

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe DIVORCE Chahiye,

Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se mujh Se Baat Nahi Ki,

Judge: Phir Soch Lo,

Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai.

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya
Aur botlain tornay laga
1st tori or bola:
Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai
2nd tori or bola:
teri waja se mera ghar tabah hua
3rd tori
Teri waja se mujhy BV chor k chali gai
4th uthai to wo bhari hui thi usay rakh k bola
TU SIDE TAY HOJA TERA KOI KASOOR NAHI...

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