Jokes SMS [Jokes SMS]

Added 5 years ago

Principal: what u want to becom in future?

Student: After studyin MBBS, I want to join
Police force n gt good job in a good software
company nd work as lawyer n construct big
buildings n conduct research nd become actor..

Principal: Hey, Wat's ur name?

Student: Rajnikant!!

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'Signal pay 1 aurat ki car ruki
to
1 fakir mangnay laga.
Aurat boli.
Tmhari shakl kuch jani pehchani lagti hy.

Fakir bola. Madam v r friends on facebook ;-)'

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Boy- tu kitne baje uth ti
hai
GF- apna koi time nahi Jab dil kare so jati hu
Aur jab dil kare uth jati hun.
Boy- naughty, tu bilkul mere kutte pe gayi
ha.'

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'Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.'

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Ek sarabi taxi wale ko apana pata dikhaker bola.
Bhai mujhe mere ghar pahuncha do.
taxi driver-: Gadi start karke tej exilarate karke band kar deta hai aur kahata hai bhai ghar aa gaya.
Sarabi-: Bhai thank u gadi itani tej mat chalaya karo

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