Jokes SMS [Jokes SMS]

Added 5 years ago

Teacher-santa,agar samundar me nimbu kaa ped ho to nimbu kaise todoge. santa-chidiya bankar. Teacher-insaan ko chidiya tumhara baap banayga? Santa-samundar me ped aapka baap banayga.

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Added 5 years ago

Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin.
Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya..
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santa ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi;-)

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Added 5 years ago

Aisa nhi k ye zindgi buri hai,
Par school or clg life ki baat kuch or thi.
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??Aisa nhi k ab hasi nhi aati,
Par dosto me beth kr khilkhilane wali bat Kuch or thi.
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?? Aisa nhi k ab tension se raat nhi guzarti,
??Par exams ki raato me jagne wali bat Kuch or thi..
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Aisa nhi k aage aa kr kuch hasil na kiya ho,
Par passing marks le kr party udane wali bat Kuch or
thi. .
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Aisa nhi h ki ab logo ko jante pehchante nahi,
but woh duur se 'kamine rukk' bolke dost ko awaz dene ki baat hi kuch aur thi.

Aisa nahi hai ki ab tiffin share nahi karte,
but canteen mein kisi aur ke plate se cheen ke khane ki baat kuch aur thi.

?Aisa nhi k ab zindgi nhi kat rhi hai,
??Par dosto me zindgi jjine ki bat hi kuch or thi.....;)\:D=XXX

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Added 5 years ago

LOVE v/s DAARU
L-pagal banata hai
D-mood fresh karta hai

L-love me neend nahin aati hai
D-daaru peeke neend achhi aati hai

L-1 date ke liye minimum Rs. 5000/-
D-1 bottle ke liye Rs. 1000/-

L-love me sab ki suno
D-daaru peeke sab ko sunao.

PAISA AAPKA.
FAISLA AAPKA.
(JAAGO GRAHAK JAAGO)

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Added 5 years ago

Aaj
Maine"Tumhare
Sab SMS Delete
Kar Diye H
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Apni
Photo Bhi WaPiS
Le Lo

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