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हमने "क्रिस गेल" के चेहरे कोएक तरफ "डव" से धोया........फिर.....???

बस फिर क्या...

फिर डव को दो बार "टाइड" से धोना पड़ा!

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घर में Ladies, सभी प्रकार के Cooking शो देखती हैं....Chinese Food, Italian Foods...etc:
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फिर भी खाने में भिंडी, करेला और लौकी ही बनाएगी|:D:D

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बारिश के मौसम में गाड़ियों से थोड़ा दूरी बनाकर चलें,
पता नहीं कब गाड़ी तीव्र गति से आये और
आपके कपड़ों पर
मार्डन आर्ट बनाकर चली जाये!:D:D

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Polio Team Jaise Hi Pathan Ke Ghar Ke Samne Pahunchi Unko Dekh Pathan Chilla Kar Bola

Pathan: “Begam, Bandooq Aur Kartoos Kahan Hai?”

Team Ne Jaise Hi Ye Suna Vo Sir Pe Paanv Rakh Ke Bhagi,

Pichhe Se Pathan Ne Awaz Di

“Arey Ruko-Ruko, Ye To Hamare Bachhon Ke Naam Hai“:D:D

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Sadak Pe Phool Bechne Wala Ek Aadmi Ko Bola

Phoolwala: “Sahab, Apni Girlfriend Ke Liye Phool Le Lo”

Ladka: “Meri Koi Girl-Friend Nahi Hai”

Phoolwala: “To Mangetar Ke Liye Le Lo”

Ladka: “Meri Mangetar Bhi Nahi Hai”

Phoolwala: “To Biwi Ke Liye Hi Le Lo”

Ladka: “Arey Bhai Meri Biwi Bhi Nahi Hai, Kunwara Hun”

Phoolwala Khushi Se Muskurate Hue: “Aye Duniya Ke Khush-Kismat Insaan Meri Taraf Se Ye Phool Free Mein Le Le“.:D:D

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