Jokes SMS [ Funny Jokes SMS]

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Shakespeare Said: If There Is A Single Dollar In Your Pocket Then.
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Convert It Into Indian Currency,

And Buy A Pepsi Of Rs.30 Aur 20 Rupaye Ke Samose Bhi Le Lena,


Aur 3 Ki Gold-Flake Aur 2 Ki Tara Gold Pan Masala.

Wah Dada Wah Cha Gaya Sahkespare.:D:D

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Ek Aadmi Shadi Ke Liye Marriage Bureau Gaya.

Office Band Tha Aur Bahar Notice Laga Hua Tha,

“1 Se 3 Baje Tak Office Band Rahega, Tab Tak Aap Ek Baar Phir Soch Le.”:D:D

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पहले नमक
फिर निम्बू और अब चारकोल आ गया है
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==अरे जालिमो ... अल्कोहल डाल दो,
मजा आ जाये सुबह -सुबह|:D:D

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Maine Paani Mein Ek Sikka Dala,

Aur Bhagwan Se Ek Pyara Sa Dost Manga.

Mujhe Aap Mil Gaye,

Tabhi Aasman Se Aawaz Aayi: “1 Rupaye Mein Aisa Hi Milta Hai.”:D:D

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Ek Pathan Gabraya Hua Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola

Pathan: “Dr. Sahab Mere Bete Ne Chaabi Nigal Li Hai.”

Doctor: “Kab?”

Pathan: “Teen Mahine Pehle”

Doctor Hairani Se: “To Tum Abi Tak Kya Kar Rahe Thhe?”

Pathan: “Ji, Hum Duplicate Chaabi Se Kaam Chala Rahe Thhe.“:D:D

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