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Ra.one Posted In Funny Sms
Added 4 years ago

Judge : tum ne 10 saal se apni
wife ko dabaa ke , daraa ke ,
dhamka ke , apne control me
rakha hai .
Mulzim : judge sahab aisa hai
ki ....
Judge : safaai nai ; tarika bata
tarika!!!!

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Added 4 years ago

Greatest line ever sais:::---


"Pyar to phle zamane me hota tha....
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Ab to sirf palang hilte h.."

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Added 4 years ago

Ek Mantri Usa Gaya To Meet His Politician Friend
Uska Ghar Bahot Khubsurat Tha.
Indian : Itna Khubsurat Ghar Kaise Banaya?
American: Wo Samne Bridge Nazar Aa Raha Hai ?
Indian : Haan
American: Uska 10% Apni Jeb Me...!!
Phir American India Aya To Hairaan Reh Gaya,
K Indian Ka Ghar Us Se Bhi Zada Khubsurat Hai
American: Tum Ne Kaise Banaya Itna Khubsurat Ghar??
Indian : Wo Samne Bridge Nazar Aa Raha Hai??
American: Nahi
Indian :Hahahahhahahahahahaha

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Aapki yad m hm mar jayenge

Mar kar v aapko bhul nhi payenge

Yamraj ko riswat dekar aapko upar bulayenge

Fir chand pr baithkar hm dono kurkure khayenge...

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nrk Posted In Funny Sms
Added 4 years ago

Teacher : Zindgi k asli maze kisme hai?
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Pappu : Notto ki Gaddi Or Auroto ki Chaddi me hai.
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Teacher Shoked Pappu Rocked..;):D:D

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