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Akbar Ne Birbal Ko Apne Paas Bulaya Aur Kaha.

Akbar: “Humein Batao Ki Aadmi Aur Aurat Ki Soch Mein Kya Farak Hai?”

Birbal Ne Do Minute Socha Aur Jawaab Diya: “Jahanpana Bas Itna Hi Farak Hai Ki

Aurat Ek Hi Aadmi Se Bohat Saari Ummeed Rakhti Hai,

Aur

Aadmi Bohat Saari Auraton Se Ek Hi Ummeed Rakhta Hai.”:D:D

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Ladkiyaan Chaar Cheezon Ki Deewaani Hoti Hai.

1. Make-Up

2. Mobile Phone

3. Shopping

4. ?????

Neeche Dekho,

Bhosdi Ke Yahaan Nahi,

Apne Neeche Dekho.:D:D

Samajh Gaye Na.....

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Baba Saxidas Ji Ki Mahaan Kitab Sex Ki Bulandiyo Mein Se Ek Behad Hi Kaam Ki Baat.

Radio Ka Antena Aur Ladki Ki Taangein Jitni Jyada Uper Hogi,

Conection Utna Hi Achha Or Behtar Hoga.:D:D

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न्यूटन जैसा ख्याल दिमाग में आ रेला है

सिगरेट का धुंआ सिर्फ मुँह और नाक से ही क्यों निकलता है
जबकि शरीर में अन्य छेद भी है।:D:D

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Ladki Ladke Se Kahti Hai: “Jub Hum Ladkiyaa Gandi Baatein Karti Hai To Tum Logo Ke Kaan Kyu Khade Ho Jaate Hai?”
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Ladka: “Oh! Achha??, To Tum Log Use KAAN Kahte Ho“:D:D

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