Santa Banta Jokes Sms

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संता और बंता अपने दोस्त को बेहोशी
ही हालत में उठाकर डॉक्टर के पास ले गए..

डॉक्टर- क्या हुआ है इन्हें?

संता- कुछ नहीं डॉक्टर साहब..फेसबुक का मरीज है,
पिछले 4 दिन से नेट नहीं चल रहा।:D:D

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Santa Ke Pass Ek Kutta Tha Jiski Shakal Kuch Kuch Sher Se Milti Thi, Ek Din Banta Ne Santa Se Puch Hi Liya

Santa: “Yaar Tumhara Kutta To Sher Jaisa Lagta Hai”

Banta: “Arrey Ye Sher Hi Hai Saala Pyar Ke Chakkar Mein Pad Gaya, Sher Se Kutta Ho Gaya“:D:D

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Santa, Banta Aur Unka Ek Dost Bike Pe Jaa Rahe The,

Tabhi Raste Mein Traffic Police Wale Ne Unhe Rokne Ke Liye Hath Diya.

Santa Bike Roke Bina Hi Uske Aage Se Nikalta Hua Bola: “Oye Pagal Hai Kya, Pehle Se Hi Teen Log Bethe Hai, Tu Kaha Bethega?“:D:D

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Santa Kutte Ki Poonch Pipe Mein Dal Raha Thha,

Banta: “Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti”

Santa: “Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon“

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Wife Said During Karwachouth: “Chota Mota Hi Sahi, Par Gold Ka Kuch La Do”

Santa: “Ye Le Choti Gold Flake”:D:D

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