Santa Banta Jokes Sms

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Santa Ne Banta Se Ek Sawaal Puchha.

Santa: “Aisi Kaun Si Cheez Hai Jo Laal Hai Aur Trin-Trin Karti Hai?”

Banta: “Telephone.”

Santa: “Galat Jawaab.”

Banta: “To Phir Sahi Kya Hai?”

Santa: “Tamatar, Trin-Trin To Khali Confusion Ke Liye Bola Tha.”:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Ek Din Santa Banta Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Banta Ki Taang Par Plaster Chada Dekh Kar Hairani Se Puchha

Santa: “Oye Ye Kya Ho Gaya Teri Taang Pe?”

Banta: “Arrey Yaar Wo Saali Kal Raat Daaru Kam Pee Thi Na Isliye.”

Santa: “Kya Bakwaas Kar Raha Hai, Kam Daaru Peene Se Taang Tootne Ka Kya Relation Hai?”

Banta: “Dekh, Agar Maine Jyada Pee Hoti To Main Theke Par Hi Talli Hokar Ludak Jata, Lekin Kal Kam Pee Thi Isliye Pee Kar Main Ghar Ki Taraf Chal Pada Aur Sadak Par Ek Gaddhe Mein Gir Gaya.:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Thha.

Santa: “Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khatt Likha Tha Ki Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana, Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?”

Banta: “Ohh Yaar, Par Mujhe Koi Khatt Mila Hi Nahi.”

Santa: “Mene Likha To Tha Ki Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.“:D:D

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Ek Bar Santa Apne Dost Banta Ke Ghar Gaya.

Agle Din Subha Bathroom Mein Nahane Ke Liye Gaya, Aur Aakar Banta Se Bola.

Santa: “Yaar, Tera Bathroom Hai To Bahut Bhadiya, Par Bathtub Bada Chota Hai, Usmein Se Jug Se Pani Nikal Kar Nahana Pada”

Banta: “Arrey Yaar Tu Bhi Na, Lagta Hai Latrine Mein Naha Aaya“:D:D

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Santa: Yaar Ek Bat Bata ?
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Banta : Haan Puchh !
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Santa : Yaar Log Sharab Kyun Pite Hain
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Banta : Ab Log Sharab Kha To Nahi Sakte.
Isliye Pite Hain.:D:D

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