Santa Banta Jokes Sms

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Banta Ki Tabiyat Bahaut Kharab Thi. Wo ICU Mein Bed Pe Leta Marne Wala Tha.

Usne Santa Ko Apne Paas Bulaya Aur Bola.

Banta: “Ye Le 1 Lakh Rupaye. Mere Marne Ke Baad Meri Kabar Par 1 Peg Whisky Roz Chidak Diyo.”

Santa: “Tu Bura Na Maane To Chidakne Se Pehle Us Whskey Ko Apni Kidney Se Filter Kar Du?”:D:D

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Ek Din Santa Banta Ke Paas Gya Aur Usse Bola.

Santa: “Kal Raat Internet Nahi Chal Raha Tha. Aur Mobile Ke Signal Bhi Nahi The.

Banta: “To?”

Santa: “To Kya? Main Apne Ghar Waalon Ke Pass Jaa Ke Baith Gaya. Kafi Aache Log Hain Yaar Wo Bhi.”

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संता : पड़ोस मे क्या चल रहा है?
बंता : बर्थडे है
संता : किसका?
बंता : टुयु का
संता ने पूछा : टुयु!! ???
बंता : हां, सुनाई तो कुछ ऐसा ही दे रहा है
हॅपी बर्थडे टुयु!:D:D

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संता :- परसों मेरी बीवी कुँए में गिर गई ,बहुत चोट लगी ,बहुत चिल्ला रही थी ।

बंता :- अब कैसी है ?

संता :- अब ठीक है ,कल से कुँए से आवाज नही आई ।:D:D

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Santa Kaafi Din Baad Banta Se Milne Aaya Aur Aate hi Usne Poochha.

Santa: “Aur Suna Yaar, Biwi Se Jhagda Solve Hua Ya Nahi?”

Banta: “Abe Ghutno Par Chal Ke Aayi Thi Mere Paas, Ghutno Pe.”

Santa: “Kya Baat Kar Raha Hai, Sach Mein.”

Banta: “Aur Nahi To Kya.”

Santa: “Fir Kya Boli?”

Banta: “Boli Bed Ke Neeche Se Baahar Aa Jao, Pakka Ab Nahi Maarungi.“:D:D

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