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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Sang-e-Marmar sa Tarasha gora badan,
Uff
Nasheela sa pighalta shabaab
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Honton se lagao to kashish kesi hai,
mmmmuuaah.
Kambakht ye Ice Cream cheez hi aisi hai.

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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k baad,

Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k baad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,

KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Patni Apne Mayke Se Aate Hi Apne Pati Se Boli.

Patni: “Sunte Hai Ji, Aaj Bhari Bus Mein Mera

Apmaan Hua”

Pati Bola: “Kaise?”

Patni: “Jaise Hi Main Utarne Lagi To Mere Pichhe Se

Conductor Ne Kaha – Ab Teen Sawari Is Seat Par

Baith Jaye“..;){D=XXX}

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Gambhir dedicated this song for

Kohli ~ "hum to doobenge

sanam, tumko bhi le doobenge"..\;){D=XXX}

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Jaise bhagwan bina mandir adhura,
dosti bina jivan adhura,dhadkan bina dil
adhura,
vaise hi tumhare bina,
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Ham nahi re baba
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wo agra ka "PAGALKHANA" adhura hai.:-)){D=XXX=D}

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