Insult Sms

David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

Height of Insult :D
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Girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liye gaya...
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Pappu (guide): "ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai,
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Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai..,
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Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum
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is waterfall ki awaz bade aram se sun sakte h..
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Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe
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Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake....;)) :D\:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

RAKHI SAWANT Train me!
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TC- Ticket?
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Rakhi-Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai.
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TC- Jurmana lgega!
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Rakhi-Q?
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TC- Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi
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& Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai. ....;)) :D\:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

Hame malum hai ki aap hame bhula nahi sakte,
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Lekin paas bhi hamare aa nahi sakte,
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Yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU....
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Please yaar kya tum NAHA NAHISAKTE!..;-) :D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

4 roses, just for you!
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1st for Friendship.
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2nd for Wealth.
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3rd for Happiness.
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and the last one..
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Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega...;-) :D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if
sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u
.cute.
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b
koi hud hoti hai

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