CID Jokes Sms

David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 4 years ago

Daya : Sir lash ke paas se pen mila hai.

ACP : Daya bas ho gaya apna kaam,
Ab ye pata karna hai,
Ki Mumbai me kaun kaun pen use karta hai.:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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दया: सर, ये तो मर गया है।
ACP: तलाशी लो इसकी।
दया: जेब में कुछ है,
सर ये तो Happy New Year का टिकट है।
ACP: इसका मतलब समझे दया, आत्महत्या है यह। :D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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ACP Pradyuman:
Laash mein se Kidney gayab hai..iska matlab samjhe Daya?
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Daya:
Kya Sir?
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ACP:
Marne se pehle zaroor isne iPhone6+ kharidi hogi.:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Pani Tha Glass Mein, Glass Gira Niche

Pani Tha Glass Mein, Glass Gira Niche

ACP Ne Kaha :- "Aab Kaatna Sari Umar Salakho K Piche":D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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*Meanwhile in CID*

ACP: "OMG Daya! Yeh toh khoon hai"

Daya: "Haan sir. Yeh toh khoon hai."

Abhijeet: "Wahi toh. Yeh toh khoon hai!"

Audience : Gxnd Mara Le Phir

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