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टीचर - छोटी मधुमक्खी तुम्हे क्या देती है?
बच्चे - शहद!
टीचर - पतली बकरी?
बच्चे - दूध!
टीचर - और मोटी भैंस?
बच्चे - होमवर्क!
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दे...थप्पड़ पे थप्पड़|:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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मास्टर- कितने साल के हो..?
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छोरा - रजिस्टर मेँ देख ल्यो।
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मास्टर - कहाँ के हो..?
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छोरा - स्कूल रिकार्ड मै देख ल्यो।
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मास्टर - सबसे ज्यादा प्यारकिसे करते हो
माँ
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बाप..?
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छोरा - मेरे दिल ते पूछ ल्यो ।
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मास्टर - कहाँ है तेरा दिल..?
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छोरा - अपनी छोरी ने पूछ ल्यो ।:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Grammar Teacher Pada Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Se Puchha: “Sunil Daaru Nahi Peeta Hai, Is Sentence Main ‘Sunil’ Kya Hai? ”

Santa: “Madam Ji Sunil Chutiya Hai“:D:D

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Teacher - ye kis ke signature h..? "@@@@"

Boy - meri mummy ke...!

Teacher - kya name h tumhari mummy ka..?

Boy- jalebi bai "@@@@".:D:D

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Teachar Ne Ek Din Time Pass Karne Ke Liye Class Mein Sawah Puchha

Teacher: “School Aur Girls College Mein Kya Difference Hai?”

Pappu: “School Ke Bahar Gadi Dheere Chalaye Ka Board Laga Hota Hai, Jabki Girls College Ke Samne Nahi”

Teacher: “Baat To Sahi Hai, Par Ab Ye Bhi Batao Aisa Kyu Hota Hai?”

Pappu: “Jarurat Hi Nahi Hai, Kyunki Acchi-Acchi Gadiya Bhi Girls College Ke Samne Se Dheere Hokar Nikalti Hai“:D:D

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