Students Jokes Sms

David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 3 years ago

Zoo ke andar :-
english medium school ke bacche:

"Oh !!! Wow.. Look a monkey is sleeping..
Lets not disturb him ..."
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Hindi medium School ke bacche,

" DEKH TERA BAAP SO RAHA HAI.
PATTHAR MAAR SAALE KO....:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 3 years ago

अध्यापक-भाईचारा*
शब्द का प्रयोग करके कोई वाक्य बनाओ

चिंटू-
मैंने दूध वाले से पूछा-दूध इतना महंगा क्यो?

वह बोला भाई चारा महंगा हो गया है|:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 3 years ago

बेटा : पापा, आप इंजीनियर,
कैसे बने?
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पापा : बेटा उसके लिए,
बहुत दिमाग की जरूरत,
पड़ती है?
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बेटा : हां, इसीलिए तो पूछ रहा हूं,
कि आप इंजीनियर कैसे बने?:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 3 years ago

Master Class Mein Bachho Ko Samajha Raha Tha,

Master: “Agar Koi Apni Baat Doosre Ko Na Samjha Sake To Wo Chutiya Hota Hai”

Pappu: “Sir Ji, Kya Matlab Main Samjha Nahi“:D:D

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Added 3 years ago

To,
The Principal
High school,
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje fees k liye
Rs.500 diye the
100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki drink,
50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge karva diya,
200 science wali mam par shart haar gaya
Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths wale Sir k
sath chakkar hai, par unka to aapke sath b
chakkar nikla!
Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:
Meri fees maaf ya Aapke raaz ka pardaafaash!
Thanx
Ur sincerely
Apki beti ka boyfriend ;)

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