Santa Banta SMS

Added 6 years ago

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha:Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

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Added 6 years ago

santa dudhwale se. Tum kesa dudh late ho,
kal tumare dudh me se ak mendak nikla tha. Dudhwala- are bhai 10/- kg dudh me kya hathi niklega...

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Added 6 years ago

Banta: aapka kutta sher jaisa dikhta hai.
Santa: yeh sher hi hai,
Pyar vyar k chakkar main padkar
Sala kute jaisa dikhta hai.

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

SANTA at Microsoft for an Interview..
Interviewer : Which are the four
Version of Java .?
Santa : (1)Mar-Java,
(2)Mit-Java,
(3)Lut-Java,
(4)Me Sadke-Java..
Interviewer : Aata tum Ghar-Java..

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

Santa-Chuhe Ko Agar Billi Se
Pyar Ho Jayega To
Wo Kaise Propose Krega?
Banta-Bhot Asan Hai,
Chuhe Kahega-Billo Rani
Kaho To Apni Jaan De du.

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