Santa Banta SMS

David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher.
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki,
aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki ha

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

Sante Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Santa Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!
Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...
Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai jan :0
Santa Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa: Sir i play football,
Cricket, tennis daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
Santa: jab tak mobile ki
Battrery down na ho jaaye tab tak.

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

Santa:-
Ager "Bivi Ko "Bhootni Lipat Jaye,
To Tu Kya Karega ?
.
.
Banta:-
Mujhe"Kya Karna !
Ye Do "Behno"Ka"
Aapsi "Mamla" hai.

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

Santa= Tujhe Sharam Nhi Aati
Apni BIBI k sath Kapde Dho rha Tha.
Banta= Isme Sharam ki Kya Baat He,
Wo Bhi to Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti He...

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