Santa Banta SMS

David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

Santa & Banta Pani Pine Gaye,
Glass Ulta Pada Huwa Tha.

Banta- Iska To Muh hi Band Hai.

Santa- Ha Yaar.!
NIche se Bhi Tuta Hua Hai.

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Santa Ne God Se Pucha
:
Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hu.?

God Ne Jawab Diya
:
aap iss suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai.

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

Santa- ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?
Banta- kar di na paglon wali bat,
duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baki sab to videsh hai!

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai.
Santa: “ Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? ”
Pappu: “ 6, 7 ”
Santa: “ Wah Mera Beta To Bohat Hoshiyaar Hai,Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad? ”
Pappu: “ 8, 9, 10 ”
Santa: “ Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad? ”
Pappu: “ Gulam, Begum, Badshaah “

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Added 6 years ago

Santa-Ye naya mobile kab liya?
Banta-liya nai,gf ka uthaya hai
S-kyu?
B-Wo roz kehti k tum mera Fone nahi uthate.aaj mauka dekh k utha liya

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