Santa Banta SMS

Added 6 years ago

Wife ne santa ko SMS kiya
Kitni der me Aa rhe ho?

santa ne Jawab me SMS kiya

20-25 mint me Aa rha hu,

Agr Der ho jaye to ye

SMS fir se Padh lena

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Added 6 years ago

Santa doctor se-Doctor sahab meri problem h ki
1.)khana khane k baad bhukh nhi lagti
2.)kaam karke thak jata hu
3.)Sokar uthu to nind nhi aati
4.)Pani pi lu to pyas nhi lagti
Aap btaiye main kya karu.

Dr. Santa se-Raat ko suraj ki roshni me aankh kholkar so jana thik ho jaoge.

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Added 6 years ago

SANTA: Rasgulle hai?

DUKANDAAR: Nahi,!

SANTA: Dekh lunga.

DUKANDAAR (Gusse me(: Kya dekh loge?

SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

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