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Sardar Ji Ko Is Baar Alu (Potato) Ki Fasal Mein Bahut Hi Jyada Fayda Hua.

Isi Khushi Mein Vo Apne Dost Ko Apne Gaanv (Village) Mein Bulata Hai.

Vo Har Roj Apne Dost Ko Alu Hi Paka Paka Ke Aur Nayi Nayi Dishes Bana Ke Khilata Hai

Dost Bechara Bhi Roj Alu Kha Kha Ke Tang Aa Jata Hai.

Ek Din Vo Breakfast Se Pehle Apne Room Mein Bilkul Nanga Hoke Beth Jata Hai

Sardar Ji Routine Ki Tarha Aaloo Ki Sabji Leke Aate Hai

Aur Use Is Tarha Dekh Ke Puchte Hai: “Oye Tu Nanga Hoke Ese Kyu Betha Hai?”

Dost: “Sardar Ji, Aaj Meri Gaand Maro”

Sardar Hairani Se: “Kyun?”

Dost: “Sardar Ji Roz Alu Kha Kha Kar Tang Aa Gaya Hon, Kam Se Kam Kuch To Ander Gosht (Meat) Jaye“

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Santa Ek Bar America Gaya, Udhar Se Aate Waqt Usne Ek Aisa Robot Khareeda Jo Jhuth Sunke Thapad Marta Tha.

Ghar Aakar Usne Robot Ko Khola Aur Khada Kar Diya. Tabi Pappu Bahaar Se Aya To Santa Ne Robot Test Karne Ke Liye Pappu Se Puchha

Santa: “Tumhe Aaj Itni Der Kaise Ho Gayi?”

Pappu: “Extra Class Thi, Papa”

Robot Pappu Ko Thapad Marta Hai.

Pappu Rote Hue: “Movie Dekhne Gaya Tha”

Santa: “Kaun Si?”

Pappu: “Bal Ganesha”

Robot Ne Fir Pappu Ko Ek Thapad Mara,

Pappu Bola: “Janglee Jawani”

Santa: “Ye Konsi Movie Hai Mene To Koi Aisi Film Nahi Dekhi”

Robot Santa Ko Thapad Marta Hai,

Preeto Ne Ye Sab Dekha To Hanste Hue Boli: “Jhuth Hi Bolega, Aakhir Aapka Hi Beta Hai”

Robot Preeto Ko Bhi Ek Thapad Mar Deta Hai.:D:D

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Ek Cheeta Cigarette Ka Sutta Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki Achanak Ek Chuha Wahan Aya Aur Bola.

Chuha: “Bhai Chor Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Ye Jungle Kitna Khubsoorat Hai”

Cheeta Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya, Aage 1 Hathi Cocaine Pi Raha Tha.

Chuha Fir Bola: “Bhai Chor Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Ye Jungle Kitna Khubsoorat Hai”

Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya, Age Sher Whisky Pine Ki Tyari Kar Raha Tha.

Chuhe Ne Use Bhi Woi Kaha.

Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare,

Hathi Bola: “Are Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko?”

Sher Bola: “Is Kamine Ne Pichli Baar Bhi Bhang Kha Kar Mujhe Teen Ghante Jungle Mein Aise Hi Ghumaya Tha“:D:D

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Ek Bewda Bear Ki Dukaan Ke Malik Ko Raat Ke 12 Baje Phone Karke Puchhta Hai.

Bewda: “Teri Dukaan Kab Khulegi?”

Dukaandaar: “Subah 9 Baje”

Phir Thodi Der Baad Dubara Se Phone Karke Puchhta Hai.

Bewda: “Teri Dukaan Kab Khulegi?”

Dukaandaar: “Kaha Na 9 Baje”

Phir Kuch Der Baad Phone Karke Puchhta Hai.

Bewda: “Aye Bhai Teri Dukaan Kab Khulegi?”

Dukaandaar: “Abey Bewde Kitni Baar Batau 9 Baje Khulegi, Subah 9 Baje Aana, Ab Phone Mat Kariyo”

Bewda: “Arey, Main Dukaan Ke Andar Se Hi Bol Raha Hoon“:D:D

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Ek Andha Ladka Sare Mohalle Mein Har Ghar Mein Jakar Mithayi Baant Raha Tha.

Ek Ghar Mein Gaya Jismein Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Babhi Ji Rahti Thhi.

Usne Darwaja Knock Kiya To Babhi Ki Awaj Aayi.

Babhi: “Kon Hai Bahar”

Ladka: “Babhi Ji Main Guddu, Aapko Mithayi Deni Thhi”

Ab Babhi Ji Ander Bathroom Mein Naha Rahi Thhi, Usne Socha Ki Isko Konsa Dikhta Hai Bina Kapde Pahne Hi Ja Ke Mithayi Le Leti Hu.

Babhi: “Aa Jao Ander Aur Darwaje Ke Sath Bed Hai, Uspe Betho Mein Abhi Ati Hu”

Ab Babhi Ji Bathroom Se Nangi Apne Mast Geele Badan Ke Sath Bahar Aayi Aur Guddu Ke Samne Jake Khadi Ho Gayi Aur Muskura Ke Boli.

Babhi: “Guddu Ji, Aaj Mithayi Kis Khushi Mein Khilayi Jaa Rahi Hai?”

Guddu Sharmate Hue: “Babhi Ji Meri Ankho Ka Operation Ho Gaya Hai Aur Mujhe Ab Dikhne Lag Gaya Hai, Is Khushi Mein”

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Ab Bechari Babhi Ji Ke Dil Pe Kya Beeti Hogi, Ye Main Aap Logo Se Comments Aur Main Ke Reply Mein Jan Na Chahunga.:D:D

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