Flirt SMS

Added 6 years ago

@~SERIOUS JOKE~@
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Ladkiya Dusri Ladkiyo Ko Gift Mein
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Perfumes,
.
Ear Rings,
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Jeans,
.
Tops
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Ya Choclates Deti Hai.
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Aur Ladke
.
Socho?
.
.
Nai pata?
.
.
“Ye Le Ladki Ka Number, Bas Mera
Naam
Nahi Ana Chahiye“
:-P :-D ;-)

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Added 6 years ago

Husband & wife dono hotel mai gye to 1 larki ne hello kiya
Wife :kon thi ye?
Husband :tum plz mera dimagh kharab mat karo!
Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho.

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Added 6 years ago

Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie
Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro.
Kyon k
Shadi Shuda Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.

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Added 6 years ago

Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badhaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khayal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte….

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Added 6 years ago

Over Smart
At a dance party Boy: will you dance with me?
Girl: mai bachay ke sath nhi nachti.
Boy: So Sorry..
Mujhe pata nhi ke aap pregnant hein.

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