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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

PRINCIPAL:

Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to

1st time 100 Rs,

2nd time 200 fine hoga.

MUNNA: Boley to monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.
...;)\\\:D=Y:///

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Ek ladka ladki se ishara karke kehta hai,
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jhalak dikh laja,
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jhalak dikh laja,
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Ladki chappal Nikal ke kehti hai
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ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja....;)\\\:D=Y:///

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Ladka : Ab humare bich kuch nahi raha

meri nishaniya mujhe wapas de do.

Ladki ne condom ki tokri de ke boli:

Le kutte,

ismein se jo tera hai dhund le.

By : David

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,

Sanse aksar tham jati hai,

Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,

Jab

Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat
ka Izhar
Kaise
Karoge.......??

Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya.....
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{ -_- }
.Muh Se..

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