Special SMS

Added 5 years ago

mr-mishra


1 farma company ne
alfa numerical cort
ke threw nakali
dawa par rok lagane
ke liye ek prayas kiya h apko dawa k
p6 likhe 9 dijit k no
ko 9901099010 par
sms waha se us
company ka nam aur
bach no ka sms aayega aur nakali
dawa hui to uska
nam alag hoga

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Added 5 years ago

BACHPAN K CRICKET RULES
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>Nine eento (bricks) ki wicket hogi
.
>Pehli ball try hogi
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>Jo boundary se baher phenke ga, khud wapis laye ga
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>Batting team umpiring kare gi
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>Deewar ko direct laga to Six, ball baher gayi to out :P
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>Akhri batsman akela kr sakta hai :)
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>Jo ball baher phenke ga, khud laye ga,
na mili to khud kharidkr layega.:P
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>Chote bache sirf fielding karenge :-D
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>Jab andhera ho jaye to ball slow karai jayegi
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>Deewar ko lag k catch hua to"NOT OUT":D

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Added 5 years ago

→There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...
1• HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2• RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn
her off.
3• SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.
4• INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5• SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.
bipulsahu7
6• MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7• VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called
'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even
after format.

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Added 5 years ago

Ek din maine gulab se puchha,

jab tujhe kisi ne toda to tujhe dard nahi hua..?

Gulab bola dard hua tha pr todne wale ko itni

khushi thi ki mujhe apne dard ka ehsas hi nahi hua...?

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Added 5 years ago

Shakespeare said,
"A Boy & a Girl can never be
Friends forever."
Lincoln said,
"Friendship is the starting step
for what we call Love."
Wordsworth said,
"Proposing a Boy or a Girl for
Frndship is nothng but indirectly
saying, I LOVE U."
Jackie Chan said,
"Love is a everlasting Friendship."
Michael Jackson said,
"If one can bcum ur Best Friend,
then He or She can easily become
ur Life Partner!....

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