Sardar Sms

David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Nurse: Aapke judwa bete hue hai
Sardar: ye toh hona hi tha program hi aise dekhti thi

KBC -2

Indian Idol -2

Nach Baliye -2

Great Indian Laughter Challenge -2

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Sardar To His Friend.

I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before I Go To Office..
& U?

Friend: I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go To Office.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha..i M The First.

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Ek Sardar Ko 2 Saal Ki Training Ke Baad,
Jab Jang Me Bheja Gaya To Sardar Ne
Apne Officer Se Puncha
Sardar :- Sir!
Jab Firing Karni Ho To Bandook Ka Muh
Apni Taraf Karna Hai Ya Dushman Ki Taraf?
Officer :- Tu Bandook Ka Muh
Jaha Bhi Chahe Karle Fayda Mulk Ka Hi Hoga..;)\\\:D=Y:///

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Deadly IQ of a sardar
Whats the oppsite of Achaar?

Onion!

How?

Achaar = pickle
Pee-kal
So oppsite of pee- kal = pee aaj
=Peaj
Onion.

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"deep" Posted In Jokes SMS
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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5
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baje phasi di jayegi.
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Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
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Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
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Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha
9 baje hu!

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