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संता : नहीं मिला सर ! सब में मेरा ही मुह दिख रहा है|:D:D

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Santa Ki Modern Sali Ne Usko Office Jate Waqt Kaha

Sali: “See You In The Evening”

Santa Gusse Mein: “Main Bhi Tujhe Dekh Lunga Saali, English Mein Dhamki Kisko Deti Hai“:D:D

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Santa Apni Problem Leke Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola

“Dr. Sahab Jab Main Seedha Khada Rah Kar Halka Sa Jhuk Kar Apni Left Leg Ghutne Se Modkar Sidha Karta Hoon Fir Right Leg Ko Ghutne Se Modkar Sidha Karta Hoon Tab Kamar Mein Dard Hota Hai”

Doctor Hairani Se: “Abe To Tu Aisa Drama Karta Hi Kyun Hai?”

Santa Masoomiyat Se: “To Kya Main Ab Underwear Bhi Na Pahnu?”:D:D

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Santa Apni 12 Manjil Wale Apartment Ki Balcony Mein Khada Neeche Dekh Raha Hota Hai.

Achanak Ek Aadmi Use Haath Hila Ke Neeche Aane Ka Ishara Karta Hai.

Santa Ko Samajh Na Aya Fir Usne Socha Ki Koi Jaan Pahchan Wala Hoga.

Lift Se Neeche Pahuncha Aur Aadmi Ko Jaakar Bola

Santa: “Haan Bhai Bolo, Kya Baat Hai?”

Aadmi Ek Bikhari Thha Rote Hue Bola: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe Kuch De Do Baba”

Ye Sun Santa Ko Mirchi Lag Jaati Hai.

Wo Us Bikhari Ko Bola: “Mere Saath Upar Aa Jao.”

Santa Jaanbhooj Ke Usko Lift Ki Bajaye Seediyon Se Use Upar Le Jata Hai.

Ghar Pahunch Ke Santa Pyar Se Bola

Santa: “Baba Maaf Karo Chutta (Change) Nahi Hai Kal Aana“.:D:D

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Santa Ne Nayi Car Li Aur Sadak Pe Leke Ghumne Nikal Pada.

Raste Mein Ek Jagah Checking Ho Rahi Thhi, Ek Police Wale Ne Usko Rok Liya.

Santa Ne Gadi Side Pe Laga Li, Inspector Aaya Aur Saanta Se Pucha.

Inspector: “Car Gas Par Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi Ji”

Inspector: “Petrol Par Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi”

Inspector: “To Diesel Par Hogi?”

Santa: “Ji Vo Bhi Nahi”

Inspector Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Bola: “Abe Phir Kis Par Hai?”

Santa Bholepan Se: “Ji Installment Par Hai“:D:D

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