Santa Funny Sms

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Santa Ne Ek Makkhi Pakdi Or Uske Pankh Todkar Bola.

Santa: “Udd Jaa Furrrrrrrr!”

Makkhi Nahi Udi…

Fir Bola.

Santa: “Ja Udd Ja Aur Baag Ja”

Makkhi Fir Nahi Udi…

Santa Sochte Hue: “Hmmm, Isse Prove Hua Ki, Agar Makhi Ke Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati Hai.“:D:D

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बीवी – सुनो जी, जब हमारी नयी नयी शादी हुई थी,
तो जब मैं खाना बना कर लाती थी तो तुम खुद कम खाते थे,
मुझे ज्यादा खिलाते थे।
संता - तो ?
बीवी - तो अब ऐसा क्यों नहीं करते ?
संता - क्यूंकि अब तुम अच्छा खाना बनाना सीख गयी हो|:D:D

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Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Dinner Ke Liye Restaurant Mein Jata Hai.

Dinner Kerne Ke Baad Waiter Aata Hai.

Waiter: “Aapka Bill Sir”

Santa: “Yeh Lo Mera Card”

Waiter: “But Sir, Yeh Nahi Chalega, Ye Toh Ration Card Hai”

Santa: “Toh Phir Bahaar Kya Majaak Mein Likha Hai All Cards Are Accepted.”:D:D

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Ek Baar Santa Ki Biwi Preeto Ne Bade Pyar Se Santa Ko Bola

Preeto: “Kaho Vo Teen Shabd, Junhe Sunkar Mujhe Dil Se Khushi Mehsoos Hoti Hai.”

Santa: “Galti Meri Thi.”:D:D

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Maths Ki Teacher Ne Santa Se Puchha,

Teacher: “5 – 5, Kitne Hue?”

Santa Chup Chaap Baitha Raha Aur Kuchh Nahi Bola,

To Teacher Ne Desi Tareeke Se Puchha.

Teacher: “Agar Tere Paas 5 Bhature Hain Aur Main Tere 5 Bhature Le Lun To Tere Paas Kya Bacha?”

Santa: “Madam Ji, Chholle.”:D:D

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