Santa Funny Sms

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Girl : Main Bachpan Se Hi HOT Hu.
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Santa : Kyu Ubal Kar Paida Huyi Thi?:D:D

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Santa Do Cigarette Ek Saath Pee Raha Tha.

Sanat Ki Biwi (Preeto) Santa Ke Paas Aayi Aur Boli: “Do Cigarette Kyu Peete Ho?”

Santa: “Dost Ki Badi Yaad Aati Hai Isliye Ek Cigarette Meri Hoti Hai Aur Ek Mere Dost Ki.”

Kuchh Din Baad Santa Ek Cigarette Peene Lag Gaya.

Preeto: “Ab Kya Hua, Dost Ko Bhool Gaye Kya?”

Santa: “Arrey Nahi Pagli, Maine Cigarette Peena Chhod Diya Hai.”:D:D

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Santa पहली बार दुकान पर काम
करनें गया,
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एक लङकी आयी और बोली भईया अंडरवियर
दिखाना,
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Santa- कल आना आज पहनी नहीं है !!!!!!
लड़की ने Santa
को खूब पीटा।
चप्पल से पीटा;
लाठी से पीटा;
और बहुत घसीट-घसीट के पीटा। .
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Santa उठा और कपड़े झाड़ते हुए बोला,
“Sorry,”
कल पक्का पहन कर आऊँगा|:D:D

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Santa Subha Office Ke Liye Tayaar Ho Raha Tha.

Santa Apni Wife (Preeto) Ko Bola: “Preeto, Meri Blue Wali Shirt Kahan Hai?”

Preeto: “Oh Sorry Ji, Wo To Aaj Mere Se Jal Gayi.”

Santa: “Chal Koi Na, Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Bhi Hai, Wo Le Aa.”

Preeto: “Pata Hai Ji, Maine Usmein Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wali Mein Laga Diya Hai.“:D:D

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Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
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Bnglore aya banglore aya.
Balle Balle
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'Air Hostess: Hello sir.
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Santa- ok anglore aya anglore aya
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alle alle.:D:D

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