Santa Funny Sms

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Ek Bhikhari Santa Ko Ghar Ke Bahar Khada Dekh Kar Bhaga-Bhaga Santa Ke Paas Gaya.

Bikhari: “Saab Ek 10 Rupye Do Na, Saab Bhukha Hun Kuch Ni Khaya 3 Din Se Saab.”

Santa With Attitude: “Kal Aana Kal, Abhi Hai Ni.”

Bhikhari Gusse Se: “Sala Kal Kal Ke Chakkar Mein Mera Lakhon Rupya Fasa Kar Baithe Hain Is Colony Ke Log.“:D:D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Ek School Mein Banta Teacher Lag Gaya,

Usne Exam Ke Liye Question Paper Banaya.

Paper Dekhte Hi Saare Baccho Ke Hosh Udh Gaye.

Question The:

1. China Kis Desh Mein Hai?

2. 15 August Kis Date Ko Aati Hai?

3. Green Rang Kis Color Ka Hota Hai?

4. Tamatar Ko Hindi Mein Kya Bolte Hai?

5. Mumtaz Ki Qabar Mein Kon Dafan Hai?:D:D

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"Teacher:-""Batao A Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai??
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Santa Kafi Der Sochne Ke Baad BoLa...
"A Kya BoLti Tu.":D:D

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Santa Ek Din Interview Dene Gaya To Us Se Ek Question Pucha Gaya

Interviewer: “Aapko Kitne Saalo Ka Tajurba Hai?”

Santa: “Sir Ji, Juth Nahi Bolunga Par Salo Pe Mene Kabhi Try Nahi Kiya, Par Apni 3 Saliyo Ka Tajurba Jarur Hai“:D:D

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Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Nadi Par Ek Bridge Teyaar Ho Raha Tha Ek Engineer Uski Inspection Ke Liye Gaya.

Ek Gaanv Wala: “Pul To Bahut Badiya Ban Gaya Ji.”

Engineer: “Aap Logo Ke Liye To Achha Ho Gaya Ab.”

Santa Beech Mein Tok Ke Bola: “Haan Babu Ji, Pahle Dhuup Mein Tair Ke Nadi Paar Karne Mein Takleef Hoti Thi, Par Ab Chhanv Rahegi.“:D:D

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