Santa Funny Sms

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Ek Bhikhari Santa Ko Ghar Ke Bahar Khada Dekh Kar Bhaga-Bhaga Santa Ke Paas Gaya.

Bikhari: “Saab Ek 10 Rupye Do Na, Saab Bhukha Hun Kuch Ni Khaya 3 Din Se Saab.”

Santa With Attitude: “Kal Aana Kal, Abhi Hai Ni.”

Bhikhari Gusse Se: “Sala Kal Kal Ke Chakkar Mein Mera Lakhon Rupya Fasa Kar Baithe Hain Is Colony Ke Log.“:D:D

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Ek Baar Bhikhari Bikh Mangte Hue Santa Ke Ghar Jata Hai Or Kehta Hai

Bhikhari: “Aapke Padosi Ne Mujhe Pet Bharke Khana Khilaya Hai, Aap Bhi Kuch Khilao?”

Santa: “Yeh Le Hajmola Ki Goli Aur Apna Khana Pacha“:D:D

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Santa Aur Ek Admi Ki Kisi Bat Par Behas Ho Rahi Thhi

Aadmi: “Abe Hum To Udti Chidya Ke Bhi Par Gin Lete Hain”

Santa Uspar Huste Hue: “Issmein Kya Mushkil Hai? Do Hi To Hote Hai“:D:D

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Santa Class Mein Zor Zor Se Hass Rha Tha, Ek Ladka Bola Chup Ho Jao.

Santa: “Kyun, Tum Koun Ho?”

Ladka: “Main Class Ka Monitor Hoon”

Santa: “To Main Bhi C.P.U Hoon, Kar Le Jo Karna Hai.”:D:D

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Ek Baar Santa Aur Pathan Pani Peene Gaye To Glass Ulta Pada Tha.

Pehle Santa Ne Uthaya Aur Kaha.

Santa : “Iska To Muh Hi Band Hai”

Phir Pathan Ne Uthaya Aur Bola.

Pathan: “Abe Ye To Neeche Se Bhi Toota Hua Hai“:D:D

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