Santa Funny Sms

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Santa Subha-Subha Sair Karte Hue Jungle Ki Taraf Ja Pahuncha,

Wahaa Usne Ek Saamp Ko Ped Par Latka Hua Dekha, Aur Hass Ke Samp Se Bola.

Santa: “Oye, Sirf Latakne Se Height Nahi Badegi, Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye“:D:D

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Santa Ke Ghar Aag Lagne Par Uski Patni Ki Kuch Body Jal Gayi.

Santa Usko Shehar Ke Mashoor Sergion Ke Paas Le Gaya

Santa: “Doctor Sahab, Plastic Surgery Karvane Mein Kitna Kharcha Aayega?”

Doctor: “5 Lakh Aayega Aur Dawaaiyo Ka Alag Se”

Santa Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Doctor Sahab, Aur Agar Plastic Hum De To?“:D:D

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Santa Ek Din Mandir Gaya Aur Vaha Pandit Ji Ko Dekh Kar Uske Mann Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Pandit Ji Se Puchha.

Santa: “Maharaj, Ye Aapke Sir Par Choti Kyun Hai?”

Pandit: “Beta, Isse Mere Dimaag Mein Vichaar Aate Hai.”

Santa: “Hadd Ho Gayi, Idhar Toh Pura “Tata Sky” Laga Hai, Fir Bhi Kuch Nahi Aata.“:D:D

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Santa Or Banta Train Ke Pichhe Bhaag Rahe The.

Santa Kisi Tarha Se Train Par Chad Gaya To Train Ke Dibbe Mein Bethe Logo Ne Kha “Well Done – Well Done“.

Santa: “Abe Kya Khaak Well Done, Jana To Usne Tha Mein To Sirf Chhodne Aaya Tha.“:D:D

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Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareede Aur Khane Laga.

Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Amrood Ke Bich Mein Ek Keeda Hai.

Santa Gusse Se Amrood Wale Se: “Abe Oye, Tere Amrood Mein Se To Kida Nikla Hai”

Amrood Wale Ne Socha Ye Santa Hai, Isko Pagal Banaya Jaye, Bola.

Amrood Wala: “Bhai, Apni Apni Kismat Hai, Kya Pata Agle Amrood Mein Se Motorcycle Nikal Aaye”

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Khush Hoke Bola: “Achha, Chal Fir 5 Killo Pack Kar De“:D:D

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