Santa Banta Funny Sms

David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 2 years ago

संता - मुझे संस्कृत सीखा |
पंडित - क्यों ?
संता - देवता ओ की भाषा है, स्वर्ग में जरुरत पड़ेगी |
पंडित - अगर नर्क गया तो ?
संता - हरियाणवी तो आती है |:D:D

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Added 4 years ago

Santa se banta ne pocha yhe kiski cycle leke ghum rha hai?
Santa=meri gf ki hai usne di hai
Banta=par kyo di
Santa usne mujhe garden mai 1 ped ke peche bulya or apne kapde utar diya or boli jo lena ho lelo mjhe uski cycle pasnd aa gyi mai ne lele

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"deep" Posted In Funny Sms
Added 5 years ago

SANTA COMES FROM OFFICE IN A VERY SAD MOOD.

HE SAYS- BANTA, AAJ EK LADKI NE OFFICE MEIN SABKE SAAMNE MUJHE THAPPAD MAARA.

BANTA-KYUN?

SANTA- LADKI NE KAHA 'AAJ CLIENT AANEWALA HAI TO MAIN LATE JAAONGI'

BANTA-IS BAAT PAR THAPPADMAARA?

SANTA- NAHI,JAB MAINE USSEPUCHA
'ARRE YAAR, CLIENT AAYEGA TO TUM KYUN LATEOGI'.TAB MAARA.
SLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

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Added 5 years ago

Santa:-Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaak Kyun Diya
Banta: Saali Characterless Thi,
Shaadi Mujhse Ki Aur
Baccha Bhagwan Se Mangati Thi.

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Added 5 years ago

Santa- Yaar Murgi K Bache Ande TodkarBahar Kaise Aa Jate He?
Banta- Mujhe To Ye Samaj Me Nhi Aata Saale Band Ande Mai Ghus Kaise Jate He.

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