Santa Banta Funny Sms

Added 5 years ago

Jung me SANTA ne bullet proof
jacket ki jagah machardani
pehni.?
BANTA-Aisa q?
SANTA-Jisme machar nahi ghus
sakta usme goli kaise ghusegi.

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Added 5 years ago

Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta
Santa:Phir tune kya kiya
Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao
Santa:Phir
Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta

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Added 5 years ago

jabardast Joke..
Bnta to Snta..;))
Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus
me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet
me jabardast gas ban gyi h..
Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha
h..
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Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue
aapne v bade smartly trick se
gane ki dhun me dhun milate
hue releas kr di..
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Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p
jab aap utarne lage to aapne
dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h
Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki..
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Gana to aapne Headphone par
Chalaya tha...:

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Added 5 years ago

Santa ke lips jale hue the

Banta: Kaise jale?

Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.

Banta: To?

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Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya

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Added 5 years ago

Santa Banta Jungle Me Potty Kar Rahe The..
Tabhi Sher Aa Gaya..
Santa:- Tu Dar Raha H.
Banta:-nahi To
Santa:-to Saale Apani Dho Meri Kyo Dho Raha H..

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