Santa Banta Funny Sms

David Posted In Funny Sms
Added 6 years ago

Santa: yar coffee jaldi pee
Thandi ho jayega....?
Banta: itna jaldi Q..?
Santa: are bebakuf
Menu card padha nehi
Hot coffee Rs.20/-
Cold coffee Rs.40/-

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

संता प्रवचन सुनकर घर आया और पत्नी को गोद में उठा लिया.
पत्नी : – क्या गुरूजी ने रोमांस करने के लिए कहा है ?
संता : – नहीं पगली,
उन्होंने तो कहा है कि अपने दुःख खुद उठाओ !!

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abhi rs Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

SANTA~agar admi k pass problem ho to kiske pas jana chahiye
banta~kisan k pass
Santa~ q
banta~ qki uske pas hal hota hai pagal !

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

Banta-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Santa-"Chidiya Banka."
Banta-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!"
Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Tera baap lagayega!"

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

Santa=Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya..
Banta=Fir kya kiya?
Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,
mil jaye to download kar lena..

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