Santa Banta Funny Sms

Added 6 years ago

Santa aur Banta Ne do Ghode
khareede.
Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kis
ka hai ?
Santa : Main Apne Ghode ki Dum
kat deta hon! Ye Nishani Hogi.
Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki
Dum bhi kisi Ne Kaat Di.
Santa : aaj Main apne Ghode Ka
Kaan Kaat deta hun..
Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi
Kaan Kata hua tha.
Dono bade pareshan ki Ab Kya
Kiya Jaaye !
Bahut Soch vichar ke baad
Santa
bola:
Chal chhor yar Safed ghodatera
Kala ghoda Mera.. ;) :D :P

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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

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Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha…
Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?
Santa: Nahi pakk gaya..!!
isliye gir gaya.

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Santa - aj mera dost dudh pine se mar gaya
Banta- kese
Santa- vo dudh pi raha tha or bhes us per beth gayi

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Santa-tere papa doctor hai,
aur tu bimar ho gaya! saram ki baat hai.
..
Banta-saram ki bat to yeh hai ki tere papa condom bechte hai or tu phir v paida ho gaya....

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