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p23 Posted In Funny Sms
Added 5 years ago

Ek bar SANTA ko BALIKA BHUNRA HATYA ROKO ke program me bulaya gaya. Jab usse speech dene ke liye bulaya gaya, to usne bolna start kiya. Phir usne beech me shayari bolne ke liye bola.
Santa : .... Arj kiya hai....
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Arj kiya hai....
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Arj kiya hai....
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Agar hum nahi bachayenge ladkiyon ko....
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Bad me pachhatange ki ab line mare kis ko,
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Fir kya akele jayenge disco.

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Added 5 years ago

BOY-ek ladki ko rose dete
hue kaha YE RISTA KYA
KEHLATA HAI?
GIRL-pavitra rista
B-to Is pyar ko kya naam du?
G- EK hazaro me meri behna
hai.

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1 Call Girl 1000/- Ka Note Bank Main Jama Karane Gayi..
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Bank Wala:" Yeh Note Nakli Hai..
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CallGirl:" Hey Bhagwan.. Iska Matlab Mera
Balatkar Ho Gaya.

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Baap-Beta,Shadi K Din Sasural Wale,


Scooter De To Car Mang Lena

Dukan De To Ghar Mang Lena

Beta-Daddy,Ladki De To Uski Maa Mang Lu Kya?

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Sabjiwale ki Shadi hui.
SUHAG RAAT ko Biwi ke upar Pani Chidkne laga..!!
Wife: Kya kr rahe ho..??
Sabjiwala: MAAL Taza Kr Raha hu..

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