Mix Funny Sms

Added 5 years ago

Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.20000/-
Girl: "Awww"
Girl: and s4?? . .
Salesman: "Awww" + "Awww"

I Like SMS - Like: 136 - SMS Length: 121 - Share
Added 5 years ago

1 Admi 2 Cigarettes Pee Raha Tha ........
Wife : 2 Cigarette Q Pee Rahe Ho ?
Admi: Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1 Meri Or 1 Mere
Dost ki...
.
.
.
Kuch Din Baad Admi 1 Cigarette Pee Raha
Tha...
Biwi : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa?
Admi: Nhi BewaKoof,
Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H
Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu

I Like SMS - Like: 145 - SMS Length: 310 - Share
Added 5 years ago

awes0me j0ke. . ! :-D

hanuman: bh0le naath !
ab mei es dharti pe nhi rh skta. :-)

shiv ji: kyu kya hua ??? :(

hanuman: pahle l0g let kr maatha tekte the,

fir thoda jhuk kr tekne lge.

mei tb bhi khus tha. :-(

lekin ab to gh0r kalyug aa gya h.

kl mandir me ek ldki aayi aur b0li :

hiii hanu,
wht's up ???
munh kyu fula rkha h ????? >:-(

I Like SMS - Like: 158 - SMS Length: 362 - Share
Added 5 years ago

Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue
dekh leta hai.
.
.
Bacha:- mujhe bhi karne do
Warna main apke
papa ko bata dunga.
.
.
Ladki:- Le yaar tu bhi karle,
.
.
Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo
height me kam reh jata hai,
.
.
Baccha pareshan ho kar.
duniya daari ki maa ki aankh jo
baat
galt h vo galt h mai to bataunga....

I Like SMS - Like: 206 - SMS Length: 337 - Share
Added 5 years ago

Kalyugi Bacccha !
Pota :- Dadi, is Ghar mein hum 5 log rehte
hain na Papa, Mama, Main, Didi auraap !
Dadi -: Teri Shaadi hogi to 6 ho jaayenge !
Pota :- Didi ki Shaadi hogi to phir 5 ho
jaayenge !
Dadi :- Tera Baccha hoga phir 6 ho jaayenge !
Pota :- Aap mar jaoge to phir 5 hoJayenge !
Dadi :-"Soo Jaa Haraamzaade"

I Like SMS - Like: 183 - SMS Length: 323 - Share
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 Next
Page(3/7)
Jump to Page

Language

Arrow_dark English SMS
Arrow_dark Hindi SMS
Arrow_dark All SMS