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Added 5 years ago

Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh K Udas Baitha Tha,
Dost Aaya Pepsi Pi Gaya aur Bola Yar kyu Udaas Hai?
Aadmi Bola, Aaj To Din hi Kharab hai
Subah Biwi Se Jhagda Ho gaya
Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi
Office Late Puhncha
Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya
Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Tha.
Wo Bhi Tu Pi Gaya..

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Added 5 years ago

Ek aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha,
“IS Mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha
hun”
.
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WIFE ne jawab diya,
‘Aap ke salary ke badle 100 kiss milay,
.
.
hisab bhej rahi hun.
Doodh wala 2 kiss main hi maan gaya,
.
.
Teacher ko 7 deni padi,
.
Sabzi wala 7 mein nahi mana toh 9 dene pade,
.
Kiryane wala 9 kiss se nahi mana,
usko 5 aur di,
.
Makaan malik toh roz 6-7 ley hi jaata hai,
.
Aap chinta mat karna, mere pass approx 35 aur
hai,
yeh mahina aaram se kat jayega.:

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Added 5 years ago

Hansa: Prafoool, ye Senior or Junior ka kya matlab?
Praful: Hansaaaaaa samundra k najdik rehte hai wo (sea+near)
& jo Zoo k najdik rehte hai wo (Zoo+near)
=?

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Added 5 years ago

Raat ko kam s kam ek machhar maar k zarur soyn..
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Iss se saary machar uss k janazay mein chalayjayn gy aur aap sakoon se so jayn gy.

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Added 5 years ago

Ek riksha k piche likha tha ki 'Sawan ka intazar
he'.
Piche se ek truck aya aur riksha ko uda dia.

Aur uske pichhe likha tha 'Aya sawan jhoom ke'.

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