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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Ek admi ko city me job mil gai Puhnchte hi Socha k BV ko SMS ker doon
Us ne SMS likh ker Ghalat number per Send ker diya
Jis Orat ko mila us k Shohar ka 2 Din pehle Intaqaal huwa tha SMS Parhtay hi Orat
Behosh ho gai
Likha tha Begam! Main Khairyat se Puhnch Gaya Hoon
Idhar Internet bhi Mojood hay
Jaga Choti per Shandaar hay
Thandi Thandi Hawaa Jannat ka Mazaa deti hay
Dhool Mitti bhi nahi hay
Maine jo Sufaid Kapre Pehnay thay wo abhu tk Saaf hain
2, 3 Din tk Tumhen bhi Yahan Bulwaa loonGa...;) :D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Santa:- santa ghar ka darwaja
:
Ukhadkar bazaar mai legaya.
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Ek aadmi ne pucha:-
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Kaha ja rehe ho,Darwaja bechna hai.
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Santa:- nahi bhai Tala khulwana hai...;) :D :D

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Hum so rahe Hai.
Jisko gudnite karna Hai kar lo,
Dhaka-mukki mat karna,
Line se wish karna,
Hamare darshan 12 bje tak honge,
fir good morning walo ki BARI Hai...

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rhee…
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neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
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Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa…
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Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina padhe so gaya …;)

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David Posted In Jokes SMS
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English Sir-golu Y R U So Late?
Golu-sir Meri Car...

Sir-talk In Eng
Golu-my Car Fassing In Kicchad
No Hiling
No Duling
Only Po Po Karing.

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