Holi And Dhuleti SMS

Added 3 years ago

गाँव की गोरी बड़ी है भोली;
अपनी चड्ढी निकाली और ब्रा खोली;
बिस्तर पर सोई और मुझसे बोली;
निकाल पिचकारी हम खेलें होली।
Happy holi in advance

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Added 3 years ago

Gabbar- Holi kab hai? Kab hai Holi?
Frustrated Sambha- Le saale, Aa gayi Holi.
Dekhta hoon kya ukhaad leta hai.
Chilla-chilla ke naak me dum kar rakkha
hai.
Jaise tere baap ne koi rang-gulal ki factory
laga rakhi ho aur maal bechna ho.
Ya fir pura gaon teri bhaujai lagta hai,
jo tu bechain hai Holi khelne ke liye.
Karega kya tu jaan ke ki Holi kab hai?
Pure Ramgarh ko dawat dega kya?
Ya fir tu Farha Khan ke sath nachega-
Jumping - Jupang, Thumping - Thupang...
Sale karna kya hai tujhe ....
akhiri baar bataye deta hoon aaj hai Holi...
Jo karna hai kar le...
Aaj ke baad poochha to sale teri Thakur ke
yahan teri naukri laga dunga aur Thakur ko
jamalgota khila dunga...
bada aya Holi kab hai.. Holi kab
haI!!
Gabbar - Yaar sorry, Tu to bura maan gaya.:D:D

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Added 3 years ago

Happy HOli 2015 in Advance

mujhe pata hai ki thoda jaldi wish kar diya aapko
but kya karu, mere friends bohot pyare hain
jinko main wish krna chahta hu

..so maine socha
..pehle buzurgoon ko nipta doon.:D:D

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Added 3 years ago

Aap hamare dil mein rehte hain,
tabhi to hum aapki itni kadar karte hain

Koi humse pehle na wish karde aapko
Isiliye hum 10 din pehle hi holi wish karte hain.:D:D

Happy Holi

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Added 3 years ago

Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi karte,
buzdil kabhi khulkar waar nahi karte,

aur hum wo hain jo “HAPPY-Holi” kehne ke liye,
6 tareekh ka intzar nahi karte!:D:D

Happy Holi in advance.

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