Rajinikanth Jokes SMS

Ek din rajnikant nd ek ladki patte khel rahe the tab rajnikant ke pas 3 king aaye
lekin phir b o har gaya-!


Kyon??;-


kyon ki ladki ke pas 3 rajnikant the.

Rajnikant went to world cooking championship...

Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirch ki meethi kheer

Rajnikant's Power
Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me..
1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do Tukde Kar Diye..
1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..
Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya..
Talwaar Ghumayi
But
Machar Udta Hi Raha..
Japnis: Machar To Ud Rha Hai..
Rajnikant Muskurate Hue Bola :
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa...!!D!!

Breaking News:-
RajniCant Purchases Two Nano Cars For..
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Skating..;S ;)

OBAMAS SPEECH IN USA AFTER INDIA TOUR-
"Maa Kasam Sach Bol Rha Hu,
Rajnikant BOMB Se Agarbatti Jalata Hai."
Toba Toba