Rajinikanth Jokes SMS

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Added 3 years ago

Narendra Modi's Mobile Was Ringing.
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He Picked The Call.
Namo: Hello Rajnikant, Kaise Ho...!
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Rajnikant Shocked
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Rajni: Tumko Kaise Pata Chala Ki Me Rajnikant Hu?
Mera Number To True Caller Walo Ko Bhi Nahi Pata
Aur Mera Number Kisi K Mobile Me Display Bhi Nahi Hota.
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Namo: Aise Hi Thoda Pm Bana Hu.
Muje Itni To Akal Hai K Switched Off Mobile Pe
Sirf Tumhara Hi Phone Lag Sakta Hai.:D:D

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रजनीकांतः(एयरलाइंस वालों से)..
दिल्ली से चेन्नई की फ्लाइट कितने बजे आएगी..?
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एयरलाइंस वालें:एक घंटे मे सर..
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रजनीकांतः इससे तो अच्छा है मै पैदल ही चला जाऊँ.:D:D

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Arjun: “Main Chidiya Ki Aankh Fod Sakta Hoon”

Rajni Kant: “Main Chidiya Ki Aankh Ki Retina Ke Blood Vessels Ke R.B.C Ke Haemoglobin Ke Protein Ke Sixth Amino Acid Ke Hydrogen Bond Ko Fod Sakta Hoon”

Arjun: “Guru Ji, Aap To Serious Ho Gaye, Mene To Majak Mein Bola Tha“:D:D

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Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana,

Aur Phone Ko Start Kiya Gaya To Scientist Ke To Hosh Ud Gaye.

Phone Screen Pe Likha Tha: “2 Missed Calls From Rajnikant“:D:D

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Breaking News:

Do Din Light Jane Ki Wajah Pata Chal Gayi Hai.

Rajanikanth Apna Mobile Aur New Tablet Charge Kar Raha Tha.:D:D

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