User: Webitos

Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying,

Tumse baat karne ko i keep trying ,

Jab tu dur jaye i fell like crying,

Are itna mat chad i was just lying........

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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

1 ladka apne gf k liye chudiya lekar jata he!

Gf- khud hi pehnado

Boy- mujhe kya pta tha itna acha response milega

varna me kapde lekar ata

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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Sang-e-Marmar sa Tarasha gora badan,
Uff
Nasheela sa pighalta shabaab
sss.
Honton se lagao to kashish kesi hai,
mmmmuuaah.
Kambakht ye Ice Cream cheez hi aisi hai.

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Added 5 years ago

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k baad,

Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k baad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,

KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

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Added 5 years ago

Ek bar ek bf ne gf ko long drive pe
bulaya apni
nayi sports car dikhaane ke liye
.
Ek bet lgi ki jitna fast bf car
chlaayega utni fast
gf apne cloths utaaegi
.
Boy starts the car and reached the
speed of
150kmph girl ne apna top faad diya
.
Phit usne 250kmph tak car ki speed
phuncha di
.
Girl ne apne saare kpde faad diye or
itni speed
me raasta nahi dikha or accident ho
gaya aur bf car ke neeche fas jaata hai.
.
Bf- go and get the help
gf- kese me toh puri tarah se nude hun
bf- ye le mera shoe(joota) or jaa
gf ne apni taango ke bich shoe ko
fsaya or ek
service station pe jake boli
.
Gf- pls help me ...mera bf fas gaya hai.
.
Service man ne shoe dekha or
behosh ho gaya.;){D=XXX=D}

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