User: Webitos

Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Pappu:" Sweet heart, I Have Two Tickets Of English Movie Wanna Come ??
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Girl:" Which one ??
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Pappu:" Condom Of Shailesh
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Girl:" You Idiot, Its Quantum Of Solace..{D=XXX=D}

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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Santa- pahli baar kisi ko dekh kar dil ki dhadkne bdh gyi aur raat ki neende ud gyi.

Banta(smily)- Achha!! kon thi wo ladki, hume bhi to btaao...

Santa- abe ladki nahi chudel dekhi thi mene

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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Ek bar karo na plz
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Kisi ko pata nahi chalega
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Plz karo naaa
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Muje acha lage ga
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Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatr
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Kar do na plz
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Ek pyara sa SMS...{D=XXX=D}

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Added 5 years ago

"M" is for the million things she gave me,
"O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of purest gold,
"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
"R" means right, and right she'll always be.

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Added 5 years ago

The Miracle of Life nurtured by a woman who gave us
love and sacrifice…
is MOTHER
Happy Mothers Day!!

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