User: Webitos

Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 4 years ago

Ek mixer nahi sahi kar sakta,
kya fayda
hua 7 lakh kharch karne ka?

- lekin papa, mai to Software Engineer hu.

Bas ab behas mat kar...;)\\\:D=Y:///

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Added 5 years ago

प्रसन्नता पहले से निर्मित कोई चीज नहीं है..ये आप ही के कर्मों से आती है.
Dalai Lama दलाई लामा

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Added 5 years ago

अपने इंडिया का कुछ नहीं हो सकता यारो... क्योंकि यहां बूढ़े देश चला रहे हैं और जवान फेसबुक...!!!

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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Santa: main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per sher tha.
Banta: phir kya hua?
Santa: maine sher se kaha, pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.

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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago


Son: mom,papa bahut sharif he

Mom: wo kaise beta

Son: papa jab bhi kisi ladkiko dekhte he

To apni ek aankh

Bandh kar lete he

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