User: Webitos

Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Jab Tum Haste Ho To Lagta Hai,
Ke Aadmi Pehale BANDAR Tha,
Dekho Gussa Mat Hona,
Kyonki Jab Tum Gussa Hote Ho,
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To Lagta Hai Ke Aadmi Aaj Bhi BANDAR Hai.

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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Apki Kahani,
Meri Jubani!
Apke pas dimag h,
Chalta nai alag bat h.
Aap smart h,
Koi manta nhi alag bat h.
Aap shareef h,
Lagte nhi alag baat h.
Apke pas mobile h,
Cal nhi karte alag baat h.
Kaafi izzat h aapki,
Koi karta nhi alag bat h.
Aapki beijati ho rahi h,
Aap phr B has rahe h, kya bat Hai

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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Apki Bato Pe DiL Haru
WAH! WAH!
Apki Surat Pe Jan Waru
WAH! WAH!
Jis Din NHi Aata Apka SMS DiL Krta H Apko
patak-patak k Maru!
Ab BoLo Wah! Wah!

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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

1 Choti Bacchi Ne Darwaza Khola Aur

Apne Bhaiya Ki Gf Ko Dekh Ke Boli.

Aap roz bhaiya se milne aati ho,

AAPKA APNA BHAIYA NHI HAI KYA?

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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Twinkle Twinkle little star,

Teri girl friend gaye bazar,

Us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,

Ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

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