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Pappu 1 baar wedding party me gaya...
waha usne dbaa dbaa ke 20 butter nan kha liye

thori der ke baad pet me dard huwa...
bhagkar toilet me gya

pet pakadkar kar bola-
bahut dard ho raha hai

Hey bhagwan ya to jaan nikaal de ya naan nikal de.:D:D

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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 1 year ago

Aajkal Motorcycle Company
is prakar ki bike bna rahi hai
Jis par piche baithi ladki
Girlfriend ki jagah esi lagti hai
Jese Vikram ke upper Betaal latka ho.:D:D

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Ek High Court Ka Judge Kahi Ja Raha Tha Ki Jungle Ke Raste Meun Uski Car Kharab Ho Gayi

Door Tak Nazar Daudayi To Ek Jagah Bulb Jalta Dikhai Diya, Judge Raat Wahi Gujarne Ke Irade Se Udhar Chal Pada

Knock Kiya To Andar Se Aurat Ki Aawaz Aay: “Kaun Hai?”

Judge: “Main High Court Ka Judge Hun, Meri Car Kharab Ho Gayi Hai So Main Raat Gujarna Chahta Hun Yaha”

Darwaja Khula Aur Saamne Ek Sexy Aurat Khadi Thhi

Aurat: “Mere Paas Ek Hi Room Hai Aur Bed Bhi Ek Hai”

Judge: “Aap Chinta Na Kare Main High Court Ka Judge Hun Aapko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hogi.”

Dono Jab Sone Ke Liye Bistar Par Pahunche To

Aurat: “Mujhe Sirf Bra Aur Painty Mein Sone Ki Aadat Hai?”

Judge: “Aap Jaise Chahe Soye, Main High Court Ka Judge Hun Aapko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hogi.”

Aurat Ne Sare Kapde Utare Aur Bra And Panty Mein Let Gayi Aur Thodi Der Baad Boli

Aurat: “Mujhe Saath Mein Lete Insaan Se Lagg Ke Aur Uske Uper Taang Rakh Ke Sone Ki Adat Hai”

Judge: “Madam Aap Jaise Marji Soiye Mujhe Koi Problame Nahi Main High Cort Ka Judge Hun.”

Raat Gujar Gaye Subah Judge Sahab Bahar Baithe Chai Pee Rahe The To Unhone Dekha Ki Us Aurat Ne 2 Murge Aur 10 Murgiya Paal Rakhi Thi

Jinme Se Ek Murga Jo Langda Tha, Wo Sab Murgiyo Ke Piche Bhag Raha Tha Aur Dusra Ek Murga Chupchap Baitha Tha

Judge Se Ye Dekh Kar Raha Nahi Gaya

Judge: “Ye Dusra Murga Chupchap Baitha Hai.. Kya Ye Bimar Hai?”

Aurat: “Nahi …. Ye High Cort Ka Judge Hai“:D:D

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Purani kahawat Hai Ke,
Sotay Waqt Koi Tension Lay Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye,
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Phir Bhi
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Hum Aap ko Yad Kar ke Soty Hain.:D:D

Good Night.

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Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nhi Soyi Dosto
Wo Kehti Hain
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Me So Gai To Tu Kudiyaan Nu Phone Karega..
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Lo Dasso.:D:D

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