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Added 2 years ago

Ek Baar 3 Chor Nilesh, Rathee Aur Lalit Police Se Chhup Ke 3 Boriyon Mein Ghus Gaye.

Police Wala Aaya, Usne Pehli Bori Mein Laat Mari.

Nilesh Bola: “Bhow-Bhow”

Police Wala: “Kutta Hai”

Dusri Bori Mein Laat Mari.

Rathee Bola: “Meoooowwwww”

Police Wala: “Billi Hai”

Teesri Bori Mein Laat Mari,

Koi Awaaz Nahi Aayi.

Phir Mari, Koi Awaz Nahi.

20-25 Laat Maari To Andar Se Lalit Chillaya: “Abey Bahan Ke Lode, Aaloo Hoon Aaloo“:D:D

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Ladka Chinki Pe Line Marne Ke Liye Gungunate Hue Us Ke Samne Ja Kar Bola.

Ladka: “Peelu Tere Nile-Nile Nainon Ki Shabnam Peelu, Tere Gile-Gile Hothon Ki Sargam Peelu”

Chinki Vese Hi Kisi Baat Pe Sadi Funki Bethi Thi Gusse Se Boli

Chinki: “Bhonsdi Ke, Dono Ke Beech Mein Naak Bhi Aata Hai Waha Se Bhi Kuch Pee Ke Dekh Le Aur Agar Phir Bhi Tera Jee Na Bhare To Bolna Main Panty Utarungi, Mera Period Abhi Chal Hi Raha Hai, Wahan Se Bhi Pee Liyo Shayad Tujhe Pasand Aa Jaye“:D:D

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Hamara Dost Anuj Ek Baar Kisi Kaam Se Doosre Shahar Jaa Raha Tha

Raste Mein Peshaab Aaya To Apni Bike Ko Sadak Ke Kinare Rok Kar Ek Ped Ke Niche Peshaab Karne Lag Gaya

Ped Par Ek Bandar Betha Tha, Usne Anuj Ki Nakal Karte Hue Peshaab Karna Shuru Kar Diya Jo Sidha Anuj Ke Upar Aakar Gira

Ye Dekh Kar Anuj Ko Gussa Aa Gaya, Usne Fir Apna Lund Hilana Shuru Kar Diya

Bandar Ne Bhi Dekha Dekhi Nakal Kari Aur Vo Bhi Apni Lulli Pakad Ke Hilaane Laga

Anuj Ne Ye Dekha Aur Mutthi Maarni Shuru Kar Di, Bandar Ne Bhi Uske Samne Muthi Marni Shuru Kar Di

Ab Anuj Ka Gussa Saatve Asmaan Pe Jaa Pahuncha, Usne Jeb Mein Se Blade Nikala Aur Apna Lund Kaat Diya Aur Dekhne Laga Ki Bandar Kya Karta Hai.

Tab Bandar Ped Pe Taaliya Bajane Laga Aur Uchalne Laga Aur Bola: “Chutiya Banaya – Chutiya Banaya“:D:D

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प्यारा प्यारा मेरा देश,
सजा -संवारा मेरा देश.
दुनिया जिस पर गर्व करे--
नयन -सितारा मेरा देश.
चाँदी -सोना मेरा देश,
सफल सलोना मेरा देश,
सूरज जैसा आलोकित --
सुख का कोना मेरा देश.
फूलों वाला मेरे देश,
झूलों वाला मेरा देश,
गंगा -यमुना की माला का
फूलों वाला मेरा देश.
आगे जाये मेरा देश,
नित मुस्काये मेरा देश.
इतिहास में बढ़ चढ़ कर
नाम लिखाये मेरा देश.:D:D

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Heart Touching story.!
Ek larki janaza dekh kar
muskurany lagi
to
Ek buzurg ne kaha beti
jawan mout par nahi muskuraty ?

larki ansu ponch kar boli baba kya karun wada kiya
tha jab bhi milengay muskura
kar milengay.

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