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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 4 years ago

Dad - "Pappu Beta uncle ke pair padh"

Pappu - *bows down* "Par papa inke pair pe kuch likha hi nai hai"

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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 4 years ago

Swimming pool mein 6 larkiyoon ne jump mara Aur Swimming pool ka sara pani ghaib

Why…? ? ? ?


Kyun k always ultra ab pehle se bhe ziada jazb karta hai…!

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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 4 years ago

Aik larki bht kali thi, uske sath 2 bche thay!

Dusri larki ne pucha, yeh twins hain?
Pehli larki boli nai, inme 2 saal ka farq hai!

Dusri larki boli, yaqeen nai hta k koi apki 2 dfa b lay skta hai!

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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 4 years ago

Lucky are the people who find true
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Mujhe toh saala time pe
ek Rickshaw bhi nahi milta hai....;)\\\:D=Y:///

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Webitos Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 4 years ago

Husband- 1 shot dena

Wife- nahi, thakk gayi hoon mai bahot
Husband- ek hi shot... Thoda time lagega

Wife- nahi bola to nahi

Husband- plz dena... Plz... Plz...

Suddenly bacha uth jaata hai aur bolta hai..

Papa mutth maar lo..
Ya r_nd chod aao.
Par plz awaaz mat karo
Subah school hai, time pe nahi gaya to sir meko chodegaa....;)\\\:D=Y:///

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